I’m going to confess something. I feel I owe it to this blog since it’s been a dead zone for about half of last year (and the first month of this year). In the two and a half years I’ve lived in this house, I’ve never dusted the blinds or cleaned the baseboards. They’re both chores that fall into the category I like to call “Things I Should Do But When I Think About Them,… Read The Rest →

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Time To Open A Can Of Vengeance
July 4, 2015, 4:11 pm

The key to decorating for any dinner party is making sure you have proper protection against villains and tightwads who won’t buy war bonds.   HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!


July 2, 2015, 5:44 pm

Well. I have a one year old. As of today. This very moment. It’s a little strange, especially since I’m still wrapping my head around the fact that I have a kid. All of this adulting is kind of surreal. Anyway. I feel a little selfish today. It’s completely totally 100% Erin’s day, but I can’t help looking over my shoulder at the past year and feeling a bit of relief/pride that I survived with… Read The Rest →


Let’s Turn This Mother Out
July 1, 2015, 6:23 pm

(pretend you can hear me humming the Harry Potter music. hm hmm hm hm hmm hm hmmm hmmmm, hm hm hm hmmm hm hmmmmmm. You hear it, right?) The time has come, my people. What started as a way to kill time, last year, while Erin decided she was ready to be birthed, has turned into a longstanding, annual tradition. And by longstanding, I mean this is the second year. (now pretend you can hear trumpets or… Read The Rest →

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