Time To Open A Can Of Vengeance

The key to decorating for any dinner party is making sure you have proper protection against villains and tightwads who won’t buy war bonds.   HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!

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July 2, 2015, 5:44 pm

Well. I have a one year old. As of today. This very moment. It’s a little strange, especially since I’m still wrapping my head around the fact that I have a kid. All of this adulting is kind of surreal. Anyway. I feel a little selfish today. It’s completely totally 100% Erin’s day, but I can’t help looking over my shoulder at the past year and feeling a bit of relief/pride that I survived with… Read The Rest →


Let’s Turn This Mother Out
July 1, 2015, 6:23 pm

(pretend you can hear me humming the Harry Potter music. hm hmm hm hm hmm hm hmmm hmmmm, hm hm hm hmmm hm hmmmmmm. You hear it, right?) The time has come, my people. What started as a way to kill time, last year, while Erin decided she was ready to be birthed, has turned into a longstanding, annual tradition. And by longstanding, I mean this is the second year. (now pretend you can hear trumpets or… Read The Rest →


A Lesson In Being Shameless
June 25, 2015, 12:09 pm

I know people make money with blogs, out there, somewhere. They get sponsored or have adds or sell their souls. I’m not sure how it works, but it’s at least two of those three. And I’ve seen those ones where people post pictures of themselves in outfits that have been well put together, and then underneath the picture they link to all of the places they got each piece from or information for how you… Read The Rest →

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